don’t use 1and1.com

There are very few complaints that are worth making, but then again there’s 1and1.com

They rank my full attention as a irate customer and an example of why it’s imperative to read terms of service agreements and the the chepaest is rarely the best.

If you have any domains through 1and1.com,

• Immediately separate each domain into a separate package.
• Make sure that you cancel “auto-renew” and confirm that auto-renew is indeed cancelled.
• Transfer your domains to other registrars 45 days prior to their expiring.

To Damian that “Manager on Duty” that got my call today. I apologize for my use of profanity. It takes something for me to break almost 30 years of meditation discipline and call a spade a spade. Your company’s policy and complete and total “B.S.”

I have about 250+ domains registered with 1and1.com in about 40 “packages”. (I went to an SEO class and went gonzo last year). I chose 1an1.com because that were cheap. Thinking that they played by the same rules as everyone else, I did not read their contract. (Will I ever learn?)

The bottom line is this… to renew 1 domain in a package, the entire package must be paid current. Said differently, I have to pay between $20 and $250 for each package (renew all domains) to keep the 1 or 2 that I want per pakage!

I got what I paid for, the shaft.

Never Pay Another Cable Bill Ever Again

UPDATE – August 29, 2008: It took awhile, but here is a Cable TV Internet Product so you stop paying the so much for Cable TV or satellite cable tv. It seems my cable and satellite tv bills are the only thing going up faster that gas prices earlier this year!

Ah – More spam that has escaped my spam assassin and spam trapper. Hell this one is almost appealing enough to investigate. One the other hand. If I can connect you with reputable people that offer cable over internet services. Post a comment and I will connect you… Terry Hall

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P.S. If I can connect you with reputable people that offer cable over internet services. Post a comment and I will connect you…

The Olympics Brings Up Hope, Dreams and Pride

Every time the Olympics come around, I remember my dreams, hopes and ambitions. As I approach 50, my perspective is changing. What I feel is important is shifting. What matters most to me is not the same as it was when I was in my twenties.

My relationship to time and money has changed as well. How I spend my time is sacred. How I spend my money is less impulsive. I’m not too sure if it’s age, wisdom or a little bit of both.

I’m seeing the humor in most of life’s little dramas and situations. I can see that nothing new ever really happens in the world it just happens to different people making it seems new. It can say that because everything that I thought was “special” when it happened, had already happened to my parents and their parents. Now I can see the same things happening to my step-kids and clients.

What I can say is this, with age comes a perspective and an understanding of what I choose as important. I can see that in truly connecting with other people, I am enriched. I can see now that the outer physical differences that I admired are simply the packaging for rich spiritual beings all here to learn to give and receive love. I can see that it’s only through our self-love and self-acceptance that we can love and accept another.

Enjoy your life and be your best…

Cheers,
Terry

P.S. Hell I must be getting older – I can even see the humor in SPAM – HA.

Dear Friend in Christ

Christ – Jesus – God: The Holy Trinity of Spammers! – Spam from my inbox to you for your education and entertainment… Terry

*************** SPAM ******************************
I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: i*******1@yahoo.co.uk

Dear Friend in Christ

- Dear Friend in Christ, I am in need of your assistance, I want to make a donation to the poor and needy through you. Before I became ill, I kept USd$ 7.5 Million in a long-term deposit accountin a finance company. I have decided that i must give my wealth to the poor, motherless, widows. I will highly appreciate…Thanks— P****** *****d

*************** END SPAM ***************************

yep – spam at it’s simple best – greed, god and good doings! will scam people every time!

Goodday to you and your family

Oh Man – I can hear her sexy Australian accent as I read this spam… From my inbox for your entertainment and education - Terry Hall

************************ SPAM *******************************
Dear Beloved,

Goodday to you and your family ,

i am sorry to disturb you but i just finished reading your profile at the site and i felt deeply in my heart that you are that individual that i have been looking for and so i can contact you for a blessing that you are about to recieve and also share with people that need it ,my name is Mr. Alex Gajira a merchant in london, in the United Kingdom I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.

It has defile all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself)but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never Generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.

But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how i have lived it.

Now that God has called me,I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so,I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. I want to believe that you will be capable of handling this task for me.EMAIL ME ON (a***_********6@yahoo.co.uk)

I will wait to hear from you to know if you are capable of doing this favour for me, God will bless you as you decide to do this .I will wait for your urgent response” thank you for deciding to be used by GOD for this task.

Thank you
A*** *****a

************************ END SPAM *****************************

“GOD is a big marketing and spam buzz word” – emailer beware…

Your check is waiting

Terry Hall shares more spam from his inbox for your entertainment and education – if you need a job, business opportunity or general life direction – a can assist you. Don’t engage in these scams…

Isn’t “The check’s in the mail one of the BIG 3 lies” – well a variation anyway. HA If you don’t know the big 3 lies – contact me and I’ll share them with you…

************** SPAM *****************************

Hello,

We have checks ready to send you for offering us your honest opinion on various online surveys that only take a few minutes to complete. So if you’re interested in earning a nice extra income each month for just giving your opinion on various surveys then press here to begin:
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ST and its partners bring you fresh opportunities to express your opinions, participate in online focus groups, try out new products, be heard AND be paid to boot! How would you like to sit in the comfort of your own home, fill out surveys online, and participate in online focus groups and get a nice big paycheck at the end of the month?

You can participate whenever you’d like, morning, noon, night .. midnight if you’d like .. it doesn’t matter. Simply log in and select surveys to fill out, get paid for your time. Work for 30 minutes or three hours, it doesn’t matter ..you set your own hours!

Press here to start:
http://*****************.com/

We can only accept a few more people, but we will accept you if you’re interested…and we hope you are!

Thank you,

Jennifer P.
*** Representative since 1998

************************ END SPAM *********************

Need a job? Contact me… otherwise – emailer beware! Terry

TransUnion, Equifax, Experian Credit Reports And Scores

More from the Spam-o-Sphere: from Terry Hall’s inbox for your entertainment…

************* SPAM **********************

——————–> Click Here to start now here ! <——————————
this is an advertisment

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We do not engage in spam practices or share or sell personal information to third parties, period. To be immediately removed from our contact records, please use this safe unsubscribe link.
please click here or from sender

Give to a good cause with every e-mail. Join the i’m Initiative from Microsoft.

***************** END SPAM ***********************

I especially love the “we don’t spam” and “good cause with every email” – these guys don’t miss a trick and with millions of spam emails sent every day – they are making (stealing) money…

a funny thought – am i violating a Spammer’s copyrights by posting these here? HA

You Can Make Up To $1,950 A Month With No Personal Sponsoring .. Ever!

Oh Man the BarBQue Cooked Up Some Great Spam Today! From the Spam-o-Sphere and my in box to you! Remember I can hook you up with great people for aany of these services so don’t fall for this Spam-A-Thon. Also, if you’re not sure what’s next for you… I can assist you to get clear on your path… -Terry Hall

********* SPAM ****************

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********** END SPAM *************

Restores my faith that this emails was No scam – No hype! If you need money, I can assist in directing you on your path….

I love Spam Subject Lines and Headlines!

As a total noobie to marketing I can only stand in awe at the subject lines and head lines that Spammers use! It makes National Enquirer look like the Church Bulletin. Here are some of the best from my Spam Assassin and Spam Box… Enjoy – Terry Hall

Subject Lines:

• “RE: RE: Flush Up To Fifty lbs !
• “Try the newest Cleanse”
• “Gas prices are killing us all”
• “Doctors want to kill this woman”
• “Hi & G’day”
• “Save 70c per gal on gas using this invention”
• “Never pay another cable bill ever again”
• “Rate relief has arrived”
• “Turn your computer into a cash machine”
• “get a government grant now”
• “Easy Government Grants”
• “Sexy lovers wanted”
• “Compliments Dear Partner”
• “MedicaI Billing training is just a click-away”
• “From Miss Aamori Ababuo”
• “Try the newest Cleanse”
• “You have a new greeting”
• “ViagraCailis from $1.26 per pill, Fast Delivery Guaranteeed, save $ with us kcjvu 49h6″
• “Please update your Firewall as soon as possible”
• “Live Well with REMEDYLife Magazine”
• “Considering Change?”
• “We are looking for shoppers in your area”

These two things are certain – First: Sex and Money Sell (or their possibility) Second: The only wat to make spam go away is education and stop acting on their offers.

If you are looking for a business opportunity, relationship or new job. You may want to get a consultation with me or another Intuitive Consultant and get The Intuitive Edge….

Cheers,
Terry

Lest we forget our sense of humor – Priceless!

I am a firm believer in respecting the rights and feelings of others and at the same time I know that most jokes have a golden thread of truth. As a Southern raised man, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck jokes definitely described me and most of my family. So in honor of America, I do have my lawn chair and a 6-pack of good will and cheer. I can’t wait until Saturday gets here! Terry Hall

************** From My Inbox ***********************

DON’T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is forbidden for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

So, next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their homes completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. (SPF 45 recommended for the Western US)

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment (except if you live in The City of Huntington Beach, CA – aka Surf City).

The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. I you don’t send this to at least 5 people, you’re a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are a threat to our national security!

P.S. Don’t forget your sunscreen in the Western US!