I am a firm believer in respecting the rights and feelings of others and at the same time I know that most jokes have a golden thread of truth. As a Southern raised man, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck jokes definitely described me and most of my family. So in honor of America, I do have my lawn chair and a 6-pack of good will and cheer. I can’t wait until Saturday gets here! Terry Hall
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DON’T FORGET NEXT SATURDAY!
As you may already know, it is forbidden for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So, next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their homes completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. (SPF 45 recommended for the Western US)
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment (except if you live in The City of Huntington Beach, CA – aka Surf City).
The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America!
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. I you don’t send this to at least 5 people, you’re a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are a threat to our national security!
P.S. Don’t forget your sunscreen in the Western US!
